Please continue the story....one sentence at a time - Army Daze

[guntrain]

"Wake up your idea" the platoon Sergeant shouted into Hao Lian's ears as he descended the steps from the truck onto the parade square....


Something close to the hearts of those who took his/her first step into the army. Parents, girlfirends etc are in someway affected when he undergoes basic training.

Let your creative juices flow in the story of the protanganist `Hao Lian' during his army daze .... oops I mean army days. Take the story through your experiences and see how wacky it could be.

Guidelines :-
1. No porn, no racist remarks.
2. Protanganist to be kept alive.
3. No consecutive postings i.e. after you have posted, you must allow another stomper to make a post before you can post again - this is to allow creativity and diversity for fellow stompers.
4. No need for alphabetical order of the word when beginning a sentence.
5. Be mindful of sensitive information that is NEVER to be posted.
6. One sentence at a time........

Have fun

[Dunchknow]

"Yes sarjen (!@#$%)" yawned Hao Lian.

[guntrain]

"I am already `awake' and I have no `idea' what you are talking about?" Hao Lian replied looking clueless.

[UvE0mega]

Just then, he tripped over a Harry Potter book that came out of nowhere.

[merlin06]

..Hey sergeant where 's all your men?..

[guntrain]

Sergeant to PC : All the men somewhere lah..so blur they all. Everybody fall in...

[TrashTalk]

PC to PS: " hai! sian ah! why everybatch oso got cockster! :mad: "

[guntrain]

As the Sergeant shouted to the men to take their dressing, Hao Lian was wondering if he was to put on a dress and become a girl or does he has to make salad dressing....Hmmm

[hawkEye68]

.. hao lian raised his arm and asked ... sergent dun mind i dunno where to find a dress can help? if not i make salad lor ... u want with thousand island cream or olive oil har??

[guntrain]

Everybody in the platoon laughed but those who laughed the loudiest were :
Sabo King,
Keng King,
MC King,
Koon King,
Tok Kong,
Wowo King,
Blur King
and Rambo King

.......who became close friends of Hao Lian as the days passed.

[hawkEye68]

sgt to platoon..... " dare to laugh ... drop 50! " and immediately Sabo King, Keng King, MC King, Koon King, Tok Kong, Wowo King, Blur King and Rambo King complied except hao lian who remained at sedia .....

[guntrain]

Hao Lian to Sergeant : "You want me to drop my pants 50 times is it? Why got so funny instructions, Hao Lian thought to himself...

[guntrain]

"First day you so hao lian....kena mark by me already" the Sergeant thundered.

[hawkEye68]

... 47...48...49...50 sargen! ...... cried Sabo King, Keng King, MC King, Koon King, Tok Kong, Wowo King, Blur King and Rambo King... permission to get up sir ...

[guntrain]

"Everybody knock down another 20 because of Hao Lian" the Sergeant yelled. Everybody curse & swear.....`suay man...because of one guy, all kena'.

[ColeLiZhiEn]

dun SIR me!!! i'm sargen... not officer... down 50 more!!! better count louder! cannot hear you!!!

[ColeLiZhiEn]

after hao lian left, sargen quickly go and report to pc. pc and sargen go mess to confront hao lian...

[guntrain]

Being confronted by PC & Sgt in Mess, Hao Lian (like he always is) place a bet....tomorrow we challenge each other to SOC. The loser will do guard duty for 1 year. The winner can suka suka book in and out anytime.....everybody cheered as they look forward to the race the next day at the obstacle course.

[Morrie87]

and he died



The End

[ColeLiZhiEn]

"Wake up your idea" the platoon Sergeant shouted into Hao Lian's ears as he descended the steps from the truck onto the parade square....


Something close to the hearts of those who took his/her first step into the army. Parents, girlfirends etc are in someway affected when he undergoes basic training.

Let your creative juices flow in the story of the protanganist `Hao Lian' during his army daze .... oops I mean army days. Take the story through your experiences and see how wacky it could be.

Guidelines :-
1. No porn, no racist remarks.
2. Protanganist to be kept alive.
3. No consecutive postings i.e. after you have posted, you must allow another stomper to make a post before you can post again - this is to allow creativity and diversity for fellow stompers.
4. No need for alphabetical order of the word when beginning a sentence.
5. Be mindful of sensitive information that is NEVER to be posted.
6. One sentence at a time........

Have fun


thought he can't die? try again...:D

[ColeLiZhiEn]

... mo check liao declare hao lian unfit for the soc contest... must pospone for 1 week...

[guntrain]

MC King being a kind hearted soul accompanied Hao Lian to the MO office....

[coolsigg]

since hao lian can see ghost, everyone wants to partner him during guard duty to siam ghosts...

[coolsigg]

the day came when the SOC challenge with the PC is to be held. all the recruits are cheering hao lian ON...

[ColeLiZhiEn]

sargent :"MEDIC!!!"

pc also stop and dash to hao lian there...

[guntrain]

Alamak, Medic on MC. So Rambo King (being Rambo) casualty evac Hao Lian over his shoulders, cleared all the remaining obstacles and ran as fast as he could to the Medical Centre with everyone trailing behind.......

[ColeLiZhiEn]

in doing so, rambo king broke the 30 yr soc record!!

[nt259]

On reaching the hosiptal, hao lian died coz he lost too much blood.

He got a military funeral....

The End

[northern_lights]

*what's with all this ppl who wants hao lian to die???*

anyway...

the fuss over hao lian's 'death' failed to die down a week after his 'demise'... little did they know that it was hao lian's lookalike who had passed on... it was a stormy monday night when Penguin Tekong berthed at the TFT... slowly, a lone figure (in crutches) emerged from the hollows of the dreaded ferry... it was...

HAO LIAN!!!

[ColeLiZhiEn]

wah lao eh! see ghost ar!!?? sentry say... den he fainted.

[guntrain]

Keng King told Hao Lian...the game is not over yet...I can teach you a few tricks to `keng' all the way..MC King said..I will also teach you to get MC. Tok Kong King said...I can help you to become `tok kong' all the way... Hao Lian beamed with a smile and decide to have the restful night before the next day's trg on M16.

[coolsigg]

during the M16 trg, the sargen says' the rifle is your wife, you must treat her nicely and she will love u back!'

[TVenLinus]

but little did hao lian know ... his rifle was loaded ... and guess wat ... his "wife" love him back .... and BANG !!!!

[ColeLiZhiEn]

luckily his wife fire blanks. hao lian only kena sargent scold and some burnts.

[coolsigg]

he got burnt on his lips and they got swollen, his new nick is "ti go chui"...

[guntrain]

MC King immediately shouted to prompt Hao Lian ..... `kena MC lor !!..'

[guntrain]

"Wah! Hao Lian, you now very tok kong already...become white horse" said Tok Kong King. Tomorrow we all `cheong' for 1st placing in section SOC competition. Sabo King was deep in thoughts as to what to do to ensure the win...

[ColeLiZhiEn]

the day of the section SOC competitions arrives... all the sections are gathered near the soc course to hear the last minute briefing by their sargent and pc....

[guntrain]

`Hee hee....' Sabo King smiled to the rest of the section wringing his hands with some traces of black grease still on his palms from his work the night before. `Just keep to the left when you clear the obstacles' and we sure win one......

[ColeLiZhiEn]

as the obstacles were recently painted black, none of the other soldiers realised that sabo king had applied axle grease to the whole obstacle course, bar the left side...

[hydraulpacific]

stuck your pistol into his ass.

[guntrain]

While Hao Lian got to book out with his section mates that night, the Medical Centre was busy handling a queue of soldiers from Hao Lian's platoon who sustain injuries after the SOC course. 'Why so many injuries and why the soldiers got traces of black grease on their palms and boots' the MO thought to himself....

[TVenLinus]

It happened to rain after SOC and all traces of grease were wiped out. This left everyone clueless.

[Impossible]

Since everyone is injured and on sick bed. Hao Lian is not allowed to book out at night and made to stand guard duty.

[ThoughTs]

while on duty hes thoughts went deep n he vow revenge for his team mates

[ColeLiZhiEn]

guard duty was rather routine... next day, hao lian kena summoned by his pc....

[coolsigg]

The pc told hao lian that he will be chosen to represent the school in a SOC competition against other units...

[nairohpue]

and so he took a flagged down a cab, and pointed to Sentosa...

[TVenLinus]

during the 2 days of fun ... hao lian ... spend time with chuo lian (gf) ... ate ... drank ... slept .... flirt ... on Sentosa and did all the fun stuff that any army guy given 2 days off will do.

[Impossible]

and he got so drunk during the 2 nights not knowing his gf has actually molested him and captured all the actions with her hp.:eek:

[guntrain]

Hao Lian was getting a bit worried that Chuo Lian may use the pictures for blackmail. So he confided with his section mates : Sabo King, Rambo King, MC King, Tok Kong King, Blur King, WoWo King, Koon King......what shall do ?

[TVenLinus]

The reply that Hao Lian got was ...

Sabo King: Sabo her lor
Rambo King: Shoot her lor
MC King: Break her leg lor
Blur King: Er .....
WoWo King: Woooooo (Still looking at the pictures)
Koon King: Zzzzzzzzz

and finally ... Tok Kong says ........ leave it to me mann :p

[guntrain]

Suddenly, Hao Lian with his section mates barged into the room finding Tok Kong and Chuo Lian together.....aarrrggghhhh Hao Lian exploded in anger....

[coolsigg]

and said to Tok Kong: How can u betray me? we r brudders! and the whole section give tok kong blanket party...

[coolsigg]

one nite, the recruits got nite off, so they decided to go CV to see "ah Kua"...

[TVenLinus]

But fate played a fool of them .... they all ended up in the same unit and chuo lian was working there as a clerk ... :D

[ColeLiZhiEn]

now that tok kong was a 2nd LT, he had a higher rank than hao lian. which he used to his full advantage... in the meantime, chuo lian was caught between 2 guys she care for... hao lian who was her childhood sweetheart and tok kong who is her current boyfriend...

[TVenLinus]

Luck was shining on hao lian this time round as Hao lian was assigned to be tok kong's driver in an exercise and Hao lian is really determine to get back at tok kong this time.

[coolsigg]

the plan is to drive tok kong deep into Area D and levave him stranded there...

[TVenLinus]

but after so many tries filming, haolian can't seem to get what we wants.

[Impossible]

It was too tiring to wait, so Hao Lian quietly installed hiddened cam inside Tok Kong's office and tapped his telephone line to spy his conversation with Hao Lian:p

[guntrain]

As sections mates of Hao Lian during BMT, MC King, Koon King, Rambo King, Sabo King, Keng King, WoWo King also wanted a piece of Tok Kong's salary....mabe we all take his salary and go drinking they thought to themselves.

[TVenLinus]

As they were all drinking, wowo king happen to chance upon Haolian's thumb drive. As he was pretty wowo at that time, he decided to keep it not knowing who it belongs to .... :D

[ColeLiZhiEn]

after going home, wowo king decided to take a look at the contents inside the thumbdrive... and wah lao! he saw the pictures that chuo lian took of herself and hao lian... :eek:

[guntrain]

"What shall we do to WoWo King ?' Hao Lian asked Sabo King.

[TVenLinus]

and Sabo king together with the rest of the gang gave wowo king the kiwi treatment.

[coolsigg]

and then they posted the photos with wowo king's face on MySpace.Com...

[coolsigg]

CO then ask hao lian's platoon to wash toilet for 1 month as punishment

[guntrain]

Now as everybody in the platoon was washing toilet and grumbling at the same time, they were worried about not getting enough rest for the next day 42km route march....

[Impossible]

Hoa lian told everyone that 42km route march is chicken feet to him.

[guntrain]

Before Hao Lian went to sleep, he hid in the toilet and start intravenous injections....

[DimSum88]

Arggg...sibeh song... Hao Lian Said..Knock Knock...... PS knocks on the door.. "Ooi Hao Lian, wtf u doing inside??? shooting aeroplane ar??"

[mourinhoisKING]

when they woke up the next morning they found emselves sleepin at a graveyard in the middle of thousands of tombstone

[ColeLiZhiEn]

hao lian :" Wah Lao Eh!!! WTF we doing here!!??"
ps was still sleeping like a pig...

[guntrain]

Suddenly, a ghostly apparition appeared and floated towards Hao Lian...

[DimSum88]

As the ghost was talking to hao lian, hao lian's begin to pee in ths pants..

[merlin06]

.".hee! heee! dun scared dun scared, give u 4 nos, tomorrow strike, buy me one big mercedes" as the ghost smiles, half floating in the air...

[mourinhoisKING]

"erm...can give me toto number as well? i'll buy you a ferrari!"

[merlin06]

..." not ferrari, i want to marry u" the ghost smiles cheek:p ly....

[siaocharbo]

"Ha?!...... can don't want anot... please please..." *shuts eyes

[Spiritedz]

the cheeky ghost replied,"then u want your ferrari and strike toto, u must be with me for eternity...." whahahaha..........

[siaocharbo]

He told the ghost he wanted to orh orh liao and went to bed......

[merlin06]

..i dun care, u have met me, i am going to take you as my partner...hooo! hooo! ghost to how lian....

[merlin06]

..."good! we will meet in black paradize, sedan waiting for u, faster go to sleep"...ghost to how lian..

[merlin06]

...coo cooo cooo! the cock crows...ghost disappears..

[siaocharbo]

It all happens in a flash, and Hao Lian was in the toilet scrubbing the floors as punishment.

[ColeLiZhiEn]

the next day when hao lian book out, he went to buy 4D $100 big $100 small on the numbers dat the ghost gave him in his dream...

[guntrain]

Hao Lian became excited as he was listening to the radio for his lucky numbers hoping he will strike it rich.

[DimSum88]

NB, buy front neber buy back... first prize some more leh.....pui....

[Spiritedz]

hao lian walked out furiously wanting to kicked away that empty can on the ground, however he trip over it and fell :p

[DimSum88]

NB, who throw the can here...

[Spiritedz]

"it was me la, why cannot isit??!! u got a problem ah??, 2LT tok kong shouted

[DimSum88]

Sir, how can u litter??? u SAF opicer leh..

[guntrain]

"Don't talk to me like that!" 2Lt Tok Kong shouted back at Hao Lian. "Now drop 50 for me"......

[woonie]

Hao Lian took out a 50-cent coin and dropped in on the mud below.

[guntrain]

In an abrupt change.... "How was your day today, Hao Lian" 2Lt Tok Kong said to Hao Lian in the most polite of tone. "I will give you permission for 2 hours coffee break and early off and late book in time" 2Lt Tok Kong said.

[mourinhoisKING]

"siao lend you my merc for what....my merc is spoiled...i have a lambo back there you want?" *dangles the lambo car key in front of haw lian's face...

[mourinhoisKING]

"that sorry lo no more car...you want tricycle? i got one..."

[mourinhoisKING]

"wau lau you think im CHUOOOO lian den u can bring me to cheapskate places arh? i dont care lors...want a date at least go jack's place" protested CHUOOOO lian

[mourinhoisKING]

den comes more sayangs and smiles from realistic and materialistic mind of CHOUUUU lian....

[Impossible]

Both Hao lian and Chu Lian kena food poisoning and lau sai non-stop!

[mourinhoisKING]

and both of them found out that their cublics....had no toilet papers....!!!

[mourinhoisKING]

on the way back chou lian asked "why are we going to YOUR house?"

[mourinhoisKING]

"but your house doesnt have a balcony remember?! its mine that has one" a reply from hao lian after a slap on his head

:D :D :D :D

[Spiritedz]

"actually what i realy wanted to say is ROOM instead of balcony" hao lian mumbling to himsef.......

[DimSum88]

Hao Liao began to feel his pant getting tighter n tighter....he put his arm on his groin to prevent chou lian to see...

[SuperEcho]

"Why are your pants suddenly so TIGHT??", Chou Lian asked Hou Lian in amazement.

[guntrain]

Suddenly, Hao Lian buddies appeared (Blur King, Koon King, MC King, WoWo King, Rambo King, Keng King, Sabo King, 2Lt Tok Kong) giving Hao Lian and Chuo Lian a rousing welcome.....Wah sooo sweet to each other hah......

[SuperEcho]

Upon seeing his buddies, hao lian's pants becomes looser and looser....

[mourinhoisKING]

and suddenly his friends pointed at his pants...

[SuperEcho]

"Something is moving inside his pants!!!!!", Rambo King shouted.

[DimSum88]

wei, stoping dreaming, Blur King said..ur didi hard liao leh...wat u thinking huh???

[guntrain]

"I was thinking of Chuo Lian lah" Hao Lian said to Blur King....

[Impossible]

Blur king said to hao lian. "stop dreaming lah, don't forget we need to attend Tok Kong and Chu Lian's wedding this sunday"

[SuperEcho]

hao lian decided to ask one of his ten former girlfriends, ah hua for help.

[minwei192]

his former girlfriend is a gang leader which had gang members around the island.he wanted her to scare tok kong...;)

[Impossible]

Tok Kong and Chu Lian were busy with their wedding studio shoot in the garden these few days.

[ColeLiZhiEn]

ah hua was so shocked by dat sound dat he squeezed the trigger by mistake *BANG! and .....

[TVenLinus]

wowo king wonder who shot him with a toy gun and saw ah hua hidding in the bushes and fell in love with her on first sight.

[mourinhoisKING]

and while he was in dreamland looking at her...he was shot another time...this time...from an arrow from cupid~

[guntrain]

The aim by cupid was so accurate that it hit WoWo King right smack in the butt....

[SuperEcho]

Cupid was short of arrows and had not shot one at ah hua

[minwei192]

ah hua was so scare of wowo king insaneness that she ran as fast as she could:p

[mourinhoisKING]

before she started to run...she was shot...by the arrow from cupid

:)

[mourinhoisKING]

and she stops....look back at him with big winking eyes

:D

[TVenLinus]

.... then came the down pour.

[ColeLiZhiEn]

it rained like nobody's business... but still, they continued smooching...

[minwei192]

soon there where people around them taking photos of them doing...:D

[TVenLinus]

so cupid got real excited and started to get trigger happy with the love arrows .......... and that's how we get our "Valentine's Day" :D

[minwei192]

soon people learnt about this and people started to go to the bushes and do smt...

[mourinhoisKING]

but theres always this problem...the size of the shiny thingy on the ring isnt big enough...hence delaying the whole process...

:D

[SuperEcho]

tok kong thought of a plan to rob the bank and decided to ask his former platoon mates for help.

[SuperEcho]

another one of course has to be Rambo King

[mourinhoisKING]

they arranged a time to meet up...and smuggle weapons from the camp via their best friend...a officer in charge of the weapon room

[SuperEcho]

However, when they went to the camp, they found out their friend, the officer in charge was on MC...

[protos22]

Then, they all caught avain flu, died and went to heaven.

[mourinhoisKING]

as they think they are in heaven...they felt water dropping onto theirface...they woke up...and realised they are sleepin in a open field with all the weapons spreaded around them ready....

[mourinhoisKING]

*they checked the weapons and loaded it...cramp laser n-1 pointers onto it and mount optical zooming sights* "its time to kill" rambo king roared....

[guntrain]

The tactical team quickly got into position surrounding them. "Put your weapons on the ground and surrender!" A voice blared from the loudspeaker....

[minwei192]

instead they take out a C4 wants to throw to the police area and press the remote on it ...:D


100 post haha senior stomper here i come :P

[mourinhoisKING]

and they decided to take some hostages while forcing blurking to face the policemen up front as a punishment for the mistake


:D

[mourinhoisKING]

blurking went out unwilingly with his ak-47 and tries to fire at the on coming police car...soon he realised he forgotten to even load his weapon...

[mourinhoisKING]

blurking being himself,stupid and dumb...took out a combat knife and run towards the police cars....

[mourinhoisKING]

the next thing we know....*bang....twooosssttt~ pam!*

headshot...from a police sniper camped at a undisclosed area...blurking falls to the ground face front and died instantly

[mourinhoisKING]

and before they actually did that...*crackggg~ the sound of the iron safe door went open* they took a look at the back and realised the bank manager just opened the safe as demanded from him a min ago...*saw the mountian-ous amount of cash in there*

[mourinhoisKING]

they changed their mind....they took their weapons and clock it...giving a signal they are for war....*and they force the bank tellers and clerks to stuff all the cash they could into the big bag while rambo king stood hidden behind a wall taking peeks at the advancing police cars and vans*

[mourinhoisKING]

having been ramboo king himself...he impaitent-ly want some action...

so he....

*flip himself abit while shielding the majority of his body behind the thick wall and let off a blast of bullets*

*RAAAATAAATATATATATATATA~!!!!*

[mourinhoisKING]

and it hitted a on coming police car's windshield and tyre which lost control of itself and took a few spin before stopping...nobody was hitted...4 policemen in there was still in a few seconds of shock...b4 they recovered and took out their pistols and one of the shotgun placed in the car taking cover behind the car while waiting for orders....

[DimSum88]

[SIZE="5"]Guidelines :-
1. No porn, no racist remarks.
2. Protanganist to be kept alive.
3. [B]No consecutive postings i.e. after you have posted, you must allow another stomper to make a post before you can post again - this is to allow creativity and diversity for fellow stompers.
4. No need for alphabetical order of the word when beginning a sentence.
5. Be mindful of sensitive information that is NEVER to be posted.
6. One sentence at a time........

Have fun


i thought got guidelines?????

[mourinhoisKING]

after using up a load of bullets rambo king helped himself to another set of 60 bullets...and continue firing at the 4 beseiged policeman hiding behind the police car...the 4 policemen didnt dare to move a inch...soon another join in...this time his is a m-60 heavy duty machine gun.....

*BAAAABABABABABABABABABABABWBABAWBWBW~!*

[mourinhoisKING]

i thought got guidelines?????


opps...sorrys...

just trying to spice things up...

make things more exciting...okaes~

sry~

:o

[Impossible]

One blur customer, MourishoisKing, happily walked into the bank not knowing what went wrong and was immediately taken hostage by Rambo King.

[Impossible]

One of the terminators happens to be Blur King's brother, Sotong king.:D

[SuperEcho]

Sotong King, not realising one of the masked robber was Blur King, fired his rifle at Blur King.

[protos22]

Blur King fired back and killed Sotong King just before he was shot and they both died and went to heaven.

[Impossible]

Twa Leng Kong ran out of the safe to check what went wrong and got shot by another terminator while Tokong and Rambo king still bz counting cash in the safe.

[guntrain]

Apache AH64 Longbow choppers were circling the position. Hellfire missiles and Gatling guns on the ready......

[Impossible]

Tok Kong and Rambo Kings have fully loaded their alibaba bags with cash and were about to step out of the vault....

[ColeLiZhiEn]

All the Apache choppers were blown out of the sky by King Kong, Tok Kong's brother from the RSAF in a F-16C...

[mourinhoisKING]

and the incoming torpedoes are destroyed by anti torpedoes bullets...again their ex SAF buddy saved the day...for them..

[mourinhoisKING]

and she was shot dead on the spot from the elite police snipers who thought she was one of the gang..

[ColeLiZhiEn]

"Wake up your idea" the platoon Sergeant shouted into Hao Lian's ears as he descended the steps from the truck onto the parade square....


Something close to the hearts of those who took his/her first step into the army. Parents, girlfirends etc are in someway affected when he undergoes basic training.

Let your creative juices flow in the story of the protanganist `Hao Lian' during his army daze .... oops I mean army days. Take the story through your experiences and see how wacky it could be.

Guidelines :-
1. No porn, no racist remarks.
2. Protanganist to be kept alive.
3. No consecutive postings i.e. after you have posted, you must allow another stomper to make a post before you can post again - this is to allow creativity and diversity for fellow stompers.
4. No need for alphabetical order of the word when beginning a sentence.
5. Be mindful of sensitive information that is NEVER to be posted.
6. One sentence at a time........

Have fun

Aiyo... he can't die... Try again...:cool:

[TVenLinus]

the police then arrested everyone of them and they all end up being prison mates

[mourinhoisKING]

and before the police knew it..the next day they found the cell to be empty...a big hole tru the wall was the answer to their exit...caused by some explosive...

[Impossible]

While they escaped from the prison, Sabo King accidentally dropped his mobile phone in the prison which led the clue to where the prisoners are heading - Pulau Hantu.

[priscillaf]

"oh my god!!!look at that!RUN faster!!!"shouted the volunteer to the other friends.

[mourinhoisKING]

and they ran like they had horse legs..finally they reached their hideout and retrieve their weapons b4 setting off for pulau hantu....

[Orange_mousey]

WE GOT THE WEAPON .
shouted blur king .

the rest shout back.
. YAY CHEERS .


blur king
haven't say finish, we no food no money no clothe.
how to survive?

[Impossible]

Blur king was shot dead by sotong king during the bank robbery and it was Sabo king who shouted to cheong Pulau Hantu with his bayonet....

[mourinhoisKING]

ready and armed...they took with them loots of the previous robberies which is 1million SGD with them...off they went to the secret wooden broken down habour and speeded off with their stolen SAF speed boat

[mourinhoisKING]

and the motor died on them...they decided to padel the boat with some padders they have on the boat....

[SlumberZ]

With the sun scorching down on them, they soon find themselves dehydrated.. They drink the salty seawater but soon got poisoned by the high content of salt in the water.

[mourinhoisKING]

and with all the remaining strenght the summoned...they decided to take whatever they can with they and swim to the island which is fairly near within swiming distance...as they cant stand the heat....on the way there...one of them was stung by a stingray and died...

:p

[bluntninja]

'Wah lan!' like that masi asai! (like that also can!), one of them shouted...
they then caught the stingray and buried the buddy on the island...
and they had stir-fried sambal chili stingray for dinner...
and not forgetting to offer some to their buddy...

[bluntninja]

on that island, that night, they found 50 cartons each of Wiskey, assorted flavours of absolut vodka, XO, red bull and tiger beer...
next to the drinks, they found an est. worth of US$500 million worth of drug pills including virgra, ice, estacy and many more...
Next to it was a solar-powered boombox...
and for the rest of the night, they partied and they woke up 15days later...( as they drank and swallowed till their body had 75% worth of alcohol flowing in it)

[bluntninja]

when they woke up, they found a contigent of beautiful, slim, sexy... women waiting on them, waiting for them to wake up...

they got so touched that they got married...
And they lived happily ever after...

[bluntninja]

THE END...:D

[Impossible]

THE END...:D

The above story was based on rumours happened in the year 6 June 1971
...
Tok Kong became a rich man thereafter and migrated to Canada and got married with two daughters.

Hao Lian migrated to Austalia and bought a small resort island to show off to other Australian Chio Bu.

Chu Lian was dissappointed with the two men and became a nun.....

Rambo king set up Kung Fu sect near Shao Lin Temple in China to impart his Rambo knowledge and skills.

MC King became one of the famous doctors in America treating other MC kings.

Ah Hua got married to a sharpshooter and named her son after Wowo (her ex-bf) who was killed by terminator during the bank robbery.

How the prisoners escaped from the prison remain a mystery until now.....

--------------------------------- THE END -----------------------------------------

[bluntninja]

THE END
really...:D

[guntrain]

Suddenly, Hao Lian decided to mobilise everyone for a reunion makan....

[Impossible]

Unfortunately, everyone is un-contactable. Hao Lian illegitimate son, Tua Kee, who is now 20 yo wanted to visit Singapore to work. As we speakTok Kong's daughter,Ang Ku Kuey, 18yo just boarded SQ007 on her way to study in NUS. Because these 2 are half ang mo, half chinese they are welcomed as FT in Singapore.

[TVenLinus]

So one fine day, Tua Kee happen to bump into an article recruiting toilet cleaners in NUS. He applied and got in as he have with him a Phd in toilet cleaning.

[bluntninja]

and then life repeats itself...

[bluntninja]

over and over again...
till the end of time...



I Love You Christel!!
Do You Love Me?

From: A faithful Guy; Bluntninja; Alloy

[Impossible]

It happened one day the NUS lady toilet water pipe was leaked, Tua Kee volunteer to repair it...

[guntrain]

Thinking that it is best to repair the leaking pipe at night without any obstruction to the users, he walked silently towards the NUS ladies toilet...........

[Impossible]

Thinking that it is best to repair the leaking pipe at night without any obstruction to the users, he walked silently towards the NUS ladies toilet...........

In the midst of his repair work, he wanted to poo and conveniently used one of the cubicle and began with his 'business'....

[MoonlightRhapsody]

suddely.. got one student go in and see him doing his business in there cuz he forget to close door.

[pinkerella]

then a crocodile bit his ass :O

[MoonlightRhapsody]

he scream and run off without pulling up his pants or wiping his ass.:eek:

[Impossible]

then a crocodile bit his ass :O

Didn't know lady toilet got crocodile but Tua Kee gave a loud yelp from the pinch and Ang Ku Kuey who was studying nearby rushed down to check what was happening.....

[Impossible]

While Tua Kee was rushing out and Ang Ku Kuey was rushing in, they collided and from then onwards they fell in love at first sight and started their romantic courtship......

[MoonlightRhapsody]

[sorry my sis is mad. anyway the crocodile come from the toilet bowl(the one he sittin on)]


2 years later they break up.:eek:

[Impossible]

[sorry my sis is mad. anyway the crocodile come from the toilet bowl(the one he sittin on)]


2 years later they break up.:eek:

That was what Ang Ku Kuey told him if he still remain a toilet cleaner. To win back her affection, Tua Kee decided to sign on with the army and a new chapter of Army Daze began which his father Hao lian had started long before he was borned......;)

[MoonlightRhapsody]

i confused who is who le.


SO. is this the END of the STORY?



THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hawkEye68]

so it's back to the future ..... (lol)

[guntrain]

As Tua Kee descended the steps of the 3-tonner onto the parade square on his first day of BMT, the Platoon Seegeant shouted into his ears "Wake up your idea soldier !!!" nearly making Tua Kee go deaf in the ears.....

[Impossible]

Ting Dong is an army regular and very on the ball type. The moment he saw Tua Kee he became very jealous of him because of his big sizes....

[MoonlightRhapsody]

*blur blur looking* u staring at what har?

[sabertooth83]

Tua Kee scratching his balls thru his jeans as he looks at his sargen...got the crabs after deciding to go Geylang to let go of everything b4 being confined for the next 3 weeks.. 'wah piang eh gen...no need to shout mah...i so near to u..juz talk softly la..eh...y ur face becoming red...relax la..sioh hongkie? ai mai?' he takes out a packet of camel from his pocket and offers one to his PS,PC, OC, driver before lighting up and taking in a good long breath.

[sabertooth83]

'siow eh gen..dun step rambo la..i know ur hand now hot rite?? Can easily throw it on the floor n step on it mah..tiok bo?' he den proceeds to stub out his cigarette on the floor of the parade square b4 clearing his throat n conveniently spitting his phlegm onto the parade square

[guntrain]

Platoon Sergeant Ting Tong was infuriated. He shouted to Tua Kee and for all recruits to hear, "Run round the parade square 3 times. At each corner, shout out - I'm Suay Kee - small size".......

[Impossible]

Tua Kee claims he got flu on that day and wanted to be excused from the running.

[merlin06]

tua kee went to meet his gf instead..

[hawkEye68]

.. named kum kee ..

[merlin06]

... tar kee dated kum kee go see show...

[hawkEye68]

.. tar kee is the elder bro of tua kee aah?

[merlin06]

.. tar kee is the elder bro of tua kee aah?
tar kee the twin bro. of tua kee

[hawkEye68]

the twin kee bros have been taking turns dating kum kee and all this while she was clueless ...

[merlin06]

..kum kee also has twin sisters, tua and tar kee also clueless, one day...

[hawkEye68]

..kum kee also has twin sisters, tua and tar kee also clueless, one day...

... wait .... the twin sister named kin kee (aka kinky veri havoc and westernised ) ....

[hawkEye68]

one day ... kin kee replaced kum kee and went out with tua kee who was surprised at her new look ..

[merlin06]

.. all the kees met one day, shocked!...

[hawkEye68]

.. and had a good laugh when they realised they have been two timing each other and kena two timing also ...

[merlin06]

...in order to recognise each other, tua kee suggest...

[hawkEye68]

.. each one make a tattoo ..

[merlin06]

..good idea male kees with stick and leaves tatoos, female kees with pink and red roses..

[sabertooth83]

'wa piang eh..hen luan eh...'said the male kees

[hawkEye68]

finally they decided ....... tua kee and kum kee will have a red heart shaped tattoo each .... tar kee and kin kee will have pink heart shaped tattoos .....

[guntrain]

In the middle of the tatooing process, they realised they have to book in back to camp.....

[Impossible]

Tua Kee was at a lost but tattooing cannot be stopped halfway, kum kee tried to save him and she wore his uniform, took his full pack/helmet and headed for the camp impersonating Tua Kee. When Kum Kee reaches the guard house......

[hawkEye68]

she booked in undetected as the sentry named blur blob was in dreamland .......

[Impossible]

That same night after everyone has showered and went too sleep, she quietly sneaked into the bath room for her turn to shower...

[hawkEye68]

"Attennnn ... tion "!..... barked the WO .. "lights out aredi soldier .. wat u doing soldier ... OMG ... wat ... the ....

[merlin06]

..one day the kees decided to go pearl centre eat tau kee with barley dessert...

[hawkEye68]

.. and cookees (cookies) ..

[guntrain]

Incidentally, they passed a stall selling various typrs of mooncakes for the Mid Autumn Festival..........

[merlin06]

..the kees bought mooncakes and one lantern each...singing...

[Impossible]

..the kees bought mooncakes and one lantern each...singing...

They headed torwards East Coast Park to watch the full moon but Ting Tong was there too with his niece (Ting Tong's brother daughter): Ang Ku Kuey!!!!!! Ang Ku key saw his lover (Tua Kee) mingling with the kees.:mad: ......

[hawkEye68]

and ran amok ..... running and charging at tua kee but stopped short of attacking him when she noticed tar Kee ... the twin brother of tua kee .....

[merlin06]

..and all fight and fell into the sea screaming " help! we aint swimmers"..then someone....

[Impossible]

Suddenly, tattoo master woke Tua Kee because he fell asleep during the tattooing. Perspired from his own dream, Tua Kee quickly rushed back to camp and the stories continue in Army Daze.....

[hawkEye68]

"oei ... soldier wat time now? .. why so late" ? .... asked the RP as tua kee walked past the sentry ...

[Impossible]

Tua Kee Suddently stripped in front of the RP trying to scare him with his two sophisticatedly tattooed dragons on his back and along his arms .......

[hawkEye68]

"aaww ..... that's nothing.... and the rP stripped to his waist and showed tua kee a tattoo of an elephant and said .... "mine has a trunk ... wanna see ..."

[Impossible]

After comparing the elephant trunk, tua kee lived up to his name and RP got defeated and let him pass the gate secretly.......

[guntrain]

During the morning PT, every recruit was instructed to take of their t-shirts and start with 5BX. Tua Kee showed off his dragon tattoo to everybody......

[Impossible]

The tattooed dragons shined in his sweat under the sun, and its eyes glared at everyone standing behind Tua Kee. As Tua Kee deliberately flexes his muscles, Miss Bravo thought he saw the dragons' limbs moved and he fainted dramatically on the ground....... :p

[sabertooth83]

He kena 1 month confinement coz PC thought he trying to siam 5BX..he gave Miss Bravo 1 weekend confinement..OC give 1 and RSM, being the ******* that he is, gave 2..

[Impossible]

Knowing that Tua Kee twin bro is too strong for him, Minister Lam Par wanted to negotiate terms with him....

[merlin06]

..army really got balls and kees, wow! kim kee want to faint liao...

[Impossible]

Desperate, Minister Lam Par finally set down with his wife to cool down and forget the whole kidnap issue. They don't want their peanut salary to be disclosed to the public since Tua Kee's bros all knew about Lam Par's secret salary package during the interrogation....

[Impossible]

Anyway, the matter has closed and Tua Kee was immediately promoted to CO(without serving 3 month recruit training) to command 500 men. His promotion became the talk of the army....

[Impossible]

Tua Kee got annoyed by Lam Par's generations of family talking non-stop about him and send few of his men to massacre Lam Par's families at night. The job was done clean and Tua Kee finally got a peaceful mind to use his newly acquainted power, new chapter of Army Daze began and Hao Lian was proud of his illegal son (Tua Kee).

[merlin06]

..male kees were sent to war front and female kees crying in fear...

[Impossible]

since tua kee dont like gays, he declare war on ching chai cheong

Suddently, in his dream while reading the book called "A JOURNEY IN THAILAND SEX LIVE", one of his OC shouted: "SIR, TIME TO CONDUCT PARADE in the parade square SIR!" He closed the book, throw it into his drawer and stepped out of his barrack facing 500 strong armies waiting for his inspection.....

[Impossible]

As usual for someone in higher authority, one of the PLP men rushed to wipe the dirts off his uniform and bring him to his chair and offer him Jia Jia Liang Teh, another kiasu PLP quickly fanning him which is not an uncommon scene in Singapore....

[Impossible]

Hor Lan See wrote to complain in local newspaper forum but since it was considered highly defamatory and classified, the letter was not published......

[sabertooth83]

he decided to handle the matter personally and looked for a shaman by the name of Jimi Hendrix to create a voodoo doll of tua kee so he can punish him in any means possible, limited by just his imagination..

[Impossible]

Tua Kee decided to send one of his men to assassinate the voodoo maker who turned out to be Ang Ku Kuey (his long lost galfriend aka FT) currently setting up her new voodoo shop after graduating from NUS....