What's a foolproof method of spotting a gay guy?

[waterballoon]

... I'm sorry but there is NO "fool-proof" method to know if someone is gay! There are so many people in this world, that a single stereotype/generalization CANNOT be true for all people of that group!

And does it matter? Is it important? Honestly, if the person is a good person, I wouldn't care if he's gay. Being gay doesn't make the person any worse or better than you, it's just that he likes people of his gender.

[hurtleturtle]

Originally Posted by Between8n50charUsername

My 100% infallible, foolproof method is to have you look in the mirror.

I don't see any when I look in the mirror leh....

Maybe it only works for you!

haha juuuuuuuust kidding

[hurtleturtle]

Originally Posted by mr.MarcG

Come on, some boxers pluck theirs for some reason

Do they really? why?

[grandunified]

Noobs all. The foolproof method for spotting a gay guy is to see if he's happy.

[ImYourMan]

Originally Posted by grandunified

Noobs all. The foolproof method for spotting a gay guy is to see if he's happy.

oh.wow. that was sho amazing.

[Change_20]

Originally Posted by ImYourMan

oh.wow. that was sho amazing.

lol..yeah..that was soooo lame =.=

[Change_20]

Originally Posted by Beng_003

Fit,botak and tight fitting clothes-got good chance of being gay.

Good one. Aside from wearing tight-fitting clothes...gays are likely to have ear piercings and they would also carry lady-like bags!! Real guys don't need their bags.

[nagfa_58]

Originally Posted by hurtleturtle

My 100% infallible, foolproof method is to check out their eyebrows.

No straight male has plucked eyebrows.

Plucked eyebrows on men are.... alarming to me.

Let's keep this family-friendly; how do I put it..

a foolproof method is when we see one guy's sausage in another guy's doughnut box, and the one with the free sausage is smiling contentedly..?

[Between8n50charUsername]

Originally Posted by Beng_003

Fit,botak and tight fitting clothes-got good chance of being gay.

Go to New Urban Male shop-got good chance of spotting gay staff.

I try not to wear too tight fitting in case they think I am one of theirs.

I see someone making sense, finally.

[Velohart]

Originally Posted by hurtleturtle

My 100% infallible, foolproof method is to check out their eyebrows.

No straight male has plucked eyebrows.

Plucked eyebrows on men are.... alarming to me.

Eh..seriously that sounds damn shallow. But you're a guy so I guess that's just a misconception. Do most of the gays you know of, plucked theirs?

Firstly do you know eyebrows are an important part of facial aesthetics and expressions? So those who want to define their features and make it compliment their face they have to pluck them. Of course the way you shape them depend on face size and shape, eyes, eyebrow position, amount of hair and generally varies from genders.

I can assure you that plucked eyebrows on men are not entirely alarming to you either because there are those that have plucked but you didn't notice because it is not over plucked while most just pluck stray hairs. If you easily notice a guy has plucked his eyebrows I suppose they are usually a case of over plucking, or too much 'arch'. Guys generally have straighter eyebrows so if the 'arch' is too much, quite a lot have been plucked so it won't compliment your average male features. But it's no big deal, quite a lot of women don't have the right shape or volume.